Friday 12 November 2010

Blueberry juice improves your sex life!

Possibly because mathematics was my one and only "1st in class" subject - numbers seem to feature prominently throughout my working life. 
From first encounters as a bought ledger totalling trainee accountant - to "dims working up" building surveyor - then  activity sampling work study engineer I felt as secure with numbers as a bead on an abacus!
Next came the middle years in Sales and Marketing - winning business on the strength of sterling weighted rates of sale and category average margin contribution. Nielsen and MGS market data was my favourite read.
Now as an Acorn defined "affluent grey" self-employed 55+ Web Marketer I avidly scour the internet for OnWeGo relevant articles with conclusive statistical outcomes.
Yes it's true to say I have a passion for maths - if facts are supported by statistics I'm more likely to believe it (probably 40% more likely!). Facts like:
- When researching sexual activity of men and women aged over 55 the University of Chicago happened to observe that interest in sex amongst singles was 57% for men compared to 11% for women.
- 50 year old women have 5% to 8% better short-term verbal memory than 50 year old men as proven in research at the Institute of Education, University of London.  
- Blueberry juice improves the memory of pensioners by 40% in word association tests. As reported by the University of Cincinatti when testing pensioners who drank a pint of blueberry a day over 3 months!
So from the above we can easily postulate:
In single men and women over 55 the interest levels in sex compare approximately 5:1 and this correlates with an inferior short-term verbal recall level for men in the same age group. Verbal recall would of course include chat up lines so we see a likely explanation. Blueberry juice consumption has been shown to substantially improve verbal recall.
Ipso facto - drinking blueberry juice improves your sex life!
OK! Research Statistician may not be career shift number 7!!
But what I will postulate is that the web is a gold mine of knowledge which millions want to access and pay for! And that us over 55's have a wealth of accumulated knowledge - all of it experience ....and sometimes mistakes based! 
Getting started with an on-line knowledge based business couldn't be simpler.
- Write e books on your passion and create your marketable products !
- Publish on-line articles and write a blog to create awareness and attract customers. 
Just Google "e books" "article marketing" and "blogging" and see how much you will learn in a few hours.
Just follow your passion. It's more than "odds on" you'll be a success!     

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